i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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