Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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