Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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