Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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