doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I should be sponsored by Trojan
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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