Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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