you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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