i'm signing you up for texting rehab
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
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