I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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