I think my vagina is haunted
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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