So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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