theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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