i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
