with your own penis?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I supernannyed him into submission
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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