just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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