Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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