I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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