Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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