just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
