she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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