Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How external is "for external use only"?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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