Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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