Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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