my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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