**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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