Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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