My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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