I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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