Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
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All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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