"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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