do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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