There is no way he is gay with that hair.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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