Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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