I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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