How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
her vagine was all disorganized.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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