i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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