he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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