i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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