Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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