yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
And then my night got REAL pukey
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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