i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
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I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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