Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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