It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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