i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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