yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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