Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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