yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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