i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
i've created a new STD.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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