Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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