I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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