There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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