Having a random hookup so left but love u
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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