; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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