He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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