what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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