I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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