i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
He? As in you personified your dick?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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