whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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